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November 20, 2006
NEW! FASHION PLONK-ON™
by Jamie E17

If you’re tired of paying for that expensive new hairdo every month or your a baldlylocks or Toni & Guy just fucked-up your blue rinse/mullet /asymmetrical gay hair, don’t panic or throw a wobbler, just get yourself an all new and fashionable Plonk-On ™!

All you will need is a wig from your local weave shop. For best results, bobbed wigs of any colour are preferred. Plonk the wig on your bonce and get a friend (you trust with scissors) to cut around the sides for the required shape.

Once this is complete, your will have your very own personalized Plonk-On™. To keep it in place weave glue does the job. White or black glue is available, depending on skin colour.

Now! You don’t have to fuck about in the morning gelling or blow-drying your barnet Just stick that Plonk-On™ 'N' GO!