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November 21, 2004
Naughty Aliens
by Tatu Vuolteenaho

They are bright, they are bold, they have names and they look like fun pieces of pop art. They are Alien Dildos and Butt Plugs!

Did the designers of these novelty toys fantasize that what would it be like if they were doing it with the aliens…or have they actually been abducted by them and that’s where the inspiration came from? That might remain a mystery but this is what they say: Alien Dildos are designed and hand crafted in soft, high quality silicone for your ultimate sensitivity and pleasure and all designs are available in a variety of ‘hanky’ colour choices.

“Bully” pictured here

‘In space…no one can hear you scream’ – Alien 1979.

www.aliendildos.co.uk