April 27, 2005 UNCLE JOHN! by K A B I R Uncle John is here to take care of all your childlike yearnings, a new club night launching 5th may, filling up the thursday night shortfall. "Uncle John is love. Not the wet, sloppy love that your pig of a father and your whore of a mother did to make your scrawny ass, no, Uncle John is the kind of love that makes balloon animals like abortions and swallows swords for your enjoyment. Uncle John has badges, Uncle John has music. Uncle John has cake." DJ’s krotkrot and gang will entertain " Texan oil magnates, greasy metallers, new/no wavers, garage rockers, line dancers, moth collectors and pop princesses - EVERYONE'S INVITED! Retro pop clowns and rock ‘n roll ladies on electro punk horseback. " 05.05.05 9pm-2am £2 before 10.30/£3 after The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, W1 UNCLE JOHN