July 24, 2005 TRANNY TALENT the finals by Princess Julia Hosted by the one and only Jonny Woo ended with a fabulous array of 11 contestants. Ranging from Claudia Balls doing extraordinary things with her privates, Bitchard performing some energetic keep fit, Paula multi-tasking with a trifle and keyboard rendition and Spanky showing her sensitive side, this was only some of the jaw dropping line-up. The uniqueness of talent was judged by the dapper fashion designer Giles Deacon and yours truly and it was a hard task indeed. Everybody's a winner in their own right, the grand prize of £500 went to the delectable Ryan with his performance of a maid pastiche, balancing on plates with plastic sqeechy bottles of milk, of which she proceeded to squirt over herself in a suggestive manner, she held the audience transfixed and stole all our hearts. Bistrotheque