February 2, 2006 THE GOLDEN MILE! by Oliver Frost & Marc Massive MORE LIKE THE SUICIDE TRIAL! If you’ve been to Blackpool then you’ll understand what were about to say, Blackpool is a truly an amazing place, a complete step back in time. It stenches of old chip fat, and fresh food doesn’t exist. The best 2 gay clubs are a video bar with crap 90’s videos, a club playing golden oldies & showgirl tunes, which the crowd sing along to, great if you fancy a night with old men wearing bad fitting taupe’s and past it rent boys. ‘The Golden Mile’ is far from ‘Golden’ with original 50’s paintwork. If you want to see into the shops then bring you’re own windowlene. As for the hotel ours boasted power cuts minutes after arrival, a white carpet that looked like someone died on it. Oh we don’t like to be beside the seaside.