TWAT Boutique is a legendary East
London night that nowadays only opens its pussy shutters once in a while for a big warehouse party treat, such as the one KCTV team went to check out.
Previoulsy, Twat Boutique has had a good three years of dominance on the London lesbian scene, when it comes to all things fishy. Pussy owners, pussy takers, pussy wannabes, pussy connoisseurs all went out religiously that first Thursday of very Month to Dalston Superstore.
Even massive queue that would stretch endlessly for an enormous amounts of time would not stop those girls for eventually entering the pussy cave of delights. And inside random music followed by copious amounts of booze would make girls take their tops of at random times, dance on the top of the bar, tables, chairs or that 4" lesbian friend we all have even eating out a girl on the main staircase, knickers off and all.
You know who you are. And well done. Girls drank, copped off, fucked their lesbo brains out, inside and out, obvious lesbo fights followedover who fingered whose girlfriend who is a girlfriend of someone's ex girlfriend. Sambuca and pheromones mix real nice sometimes.
Anyways it's time to also give a big shout out to Emma Peters who's the inspirational and driving force of Twat Boutique. Woman of many talent such as djing, promoting, running many other gay nights/gigs around Dalston and lately , I heard she is opening an aptly named "Peters Gin Palace". She loves her gin, that one.
KCTV has decided to find out what this all is about and popped around for a one off Twat Boutique warehouse party at Netil House. Main attraction being a current band of the year Zebra Katz and their magnetic frontman Ojay Morgan and also somehow a surprise of the night, the mighty, The Kills.
Naturally we went to check this out weather for a glimmer of hope that Kate Moss will show up and lezz off with the first available stripper pole, courtesy of The Kills who were doing a dj set, or the minge twinge that the lesbian one-third of tonights KCTV team gets every time someone says Alison Mosshart aloud. Or maybe it was just the fabulous Zebra Katz and their multimedia and a slo-mo dark performance with heavy rhymes over a minimal beat set. Who knows, who cares. All we know is that we got mostly enchanted by the spandex clad performance of the amazing and energy bursting Ojay Morgan.
Enjoy.
